October 15, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about chores. It doesn’t have to be a western ranch chore; it can be any routine task. Go where the prompt leads!


Vacuuming – by Hugh W. Roberts

Having murdered his chore-loving wife, Herbert did the unthinkable and scattered her ashes throughout the house.

“That’ll teach you,’ Herbert chuckled. “Lived-in. Not a showhouse.”

On getting home from work the following day, the house was spotless. Unbeknown to Herbert, his wife had employed a domestic help to come in once a week.

That night, the sound of hoovering woke Herbert. Yet downstairs, the hoover was unplugged and stored under the stairs.

Questions: Had Herbert’s wife come back to haunt him? Was it time to buy a new vacuum cleaner? Or should he empty the cylinder of his wife?


Written for the 99-word flash fiction challenge hosted by Charli Mills at the Carrot Ranch. Click here to join in.

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37 responses to “Vacuuming #flashfiction”

  1. Norah avatar

    I think he should ditch the vacumm cleaner – and the hired cleaner – and stay with the lived-in look.

    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar

      But I wonder if that will stop the spooky hovering noises that wake him up at night?

      1. Norah avatar

        You’ll have to ask him. :)

  2. Chel Owens avatar

    How awful, Hugh. I fully expected her to vacuum him up, though. :)

    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar

      Now that would have been a terrific twist, Chel.

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  4. dgkaye avatar

    LOL, I’m with Terri. My Dyson won’t have me wondering what lurks beyond. :)

    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar

      Until you empty the cylinder and wonder what it really is, that’s going into the bin. 😲

      1. dgkaye avatar

        Stop it! LOLLLLLLLLL :)

  5. D. Avery @shiftnshake avatar

    Huh. He goes to such lengths and the hoover still nags him- that sucks.

    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar

      Nagging from beyond the grave.

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