“Oh, my goodness, what are you doing?”
“Well, you did say you wanted me to help get the fluff out.”
“Yes, but not with a screwdriver. Is there anything else you can use?”
“No. Nothing to hand. Now, do you want me to remove the fluff from your belly button?”
“Yes, but I’m sure I can hear something creaking.”
“Oh, don’t worry about that. Right, here we go. Ready? A slight twist, and it should be out.”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry. I never expected that to happen. Allow me to pick up your bum and screw it back on.”
***
The moral of the story – never insert a screwdriver into your belly button and twist because your bum will fall off!
Written in response to Charli Mills 99 word flash fiction challenge with the theme of Navel.
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Thanks for the warning, Hugh. But if you can’t use a screwdriver how DO you get rid of belly button fluff? the answer in next week’s flash, perhaps?
I was going to say a power jet wash (like the ones they use at the car wash), but the safest way is by having a shower or bath. 😀 I’ll see if I can work any of those into the next story that Charli challenges us to write.
Thanks for reading my little bit of humour, Anne.
Shower or bath, must try that sometime, thanks for the tip. ;-)
How odd. Funny one!
Thanks so much, Lisa. Based on a true story. 😀
HAHA! Hilarious, Hugh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, Judy. Glad you enjoyed my little bit of silly humour. 😀
Oh, I did, Hugh! :-)