Fluff #flashfiction

“Oh, my goodness, what are you doing?”

“Well, you did say you wanted me to help get the fluff out.”

“Yes, but not with a screwdriver. Is there anything else you can use?”

“No. Nothing to hand. Now, do you want me to remove the fluff from your bellybutton?”

“Yes, but I’m sure I can hear something creaking.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that. Right, here we go. Ready? A slight twist and it should be out.”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

“Oh, I’m so sorry. I never expected that to happen. Allow me to pick up your bum and screw it back on.”

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Moral of the story – never insert a screwdriver into your bellybutton and twist, because your bum will fall off!

Written in response to Charli Mills 99 word flash fiction challenge with the theme of Navel.

Charli Mills 99 word #flashfiction challenge - Navel

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