“Oh, my goodness, what are you doing?”
“Well, you did say you wanted me to help get the fluff out.”
“Yes, but not with a screwdriver. Is there anything else you can use?”
“No. Nothing to hand. Now, do you want me to remove the fluff from your bellybutton?”
“Yes, but I’m sure I can hear something creaking.”
“Oh, don’t worry about that. Right, here we go. Ready? A slight twist and it should be out.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry. I never expected that to happen. Allow me to pick up your bum and screw it back on.”
Moral of the story – never insert a screwdriver into your bellybutton and twist, because your bum will fall off!
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