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The Potato Thief #flashfiction

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March 4, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story that includes sweet potatoes. It can be part of a recipe, meal, or used as a nickname. Where do sweet potatoes take you? The grocery store? The garden? Mars? Go where the prompt leads!

The Potato Thief – by Hugh W. Roberts

He should never have stolen my home-grown, sweet potatoes.

He may have been an enthusiastic, good-looking man, but just because I gave him some, he had no right coming back in the dead of night to help himself to me and more potatoes.

Furious, I ended up hitting him over the head with the shovel and burying his body under the sweet potato patch. Boy, did it make them taste even sweeter; until the day forensics arrived and dug up the patch.

Still, at least I get to make sweet potato mash for all the boys here in prison.

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Written for the 99-word flash fiction challenge hosted by Charli Mills at the Carrot Ranch. Click here to join in.

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51 responses to “The Potato Thief #flashfiction”

  1. nightlake avatar
    nightlake

    Good imagination. His fellow inmates really need to be careful:)

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    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      At least there is no soil in prison. Unless, of course, the prison has a garden.

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      1. nightlake avatar
        nightlake

        Guess prisoners are made to build organic vegetable gardens in some prison yards (as a part of their work assignment in prisons).

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        1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
          Hugh W. Roberts

          Yes, I expect so, but with all those prison guards about, there’s no chance of hiding any bodies in the vegetable patch.

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          1. nightlake avatar
            nightlake

            true:)

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  2. dgkaye avatar
    dgkaye

    I may never eat a sweet potato again LOL :) xx

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    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Go on. I bet you will. 😁
      xx

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      1. dgkaye avatar
        dgkaye

        LOLLLLLLLLLL :) x

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  3. TheSteve3 avatar
    TheSteve3

    Idk why but this just made me hungry.

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    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Probably all the mentions of potatoes and what you can do with them.

      Reply
  4. Sam "Goldie" Kirk avatar
    Sam “Goldie” Kirk

    What an original and twisted take on the prompt. Nicely done!

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    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Thank you so much, Sam. I thought it a tough challenge this week, but I’m delighted with the result.

      Reply

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