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Mind Your Head #flashfiction #3LineTales

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Mind Your Head – by Hugh W. Roberts

Michelle loved ‘Caution – Mind Your Head’, the only place where nobody had to queue.

After removing her head, she made her way to the oiling room; the place where creaks and squeaks were made obsolete.

In thirty minutes, Michelle would once again be reunited with her head, now free of any nasty viruses.

Written in response to the Three Line Tale challenge hosted by Sonya at Only 100 Words.

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32 responses to “Mind Your Head #flashfiction #3LineTales”

  1. Aimer Boyz avatar
    Aimer Boyz

    I love it. No masks, no social distancing. Just switch your head out.
    Like the way you think :)

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Thank you, Aimer. Maybe this is a story that will come true one day? Who knows?

      Reply
  2. TanGental avatar
    TanGental

    Does it cater for the restoration of other body parts? When you go could you pick up a brochure and price list?

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      I believe optional extras are available. However, payment is via wi-fi time. Are you willing to give up all your monthly wi-fi allowance?

      Reply
      1. TanGental avatar
        TanGental

        Oooo now that’s a cruel bargain… maybe I’ll take a rain check for now

        Reply
  3. petespringerauthor avatar
    petespringerauthor

    If only there were a download so that we could get back some of the missing files.

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before it happens, Pete.

      Reply
  4. Terri Webster Schrandt avatar
    Terri Webster Schrandt

    Hahaha, love it, Hugh! Perfect twist to the image. I need to visit there with my head after downloading and uploading loan docs all afternoon 🙄

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Sounds like you’re keeping your head busy, Terri. That’s good to hear. And it’ll always has a great outcome.

      Reply
  5. Liesbet @ Roaming About avatar
    Liesbet @ Roaming About

    Well done, Hugh. While creepy, it could make sense. But I don’t want to try this one out. :-)

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      In the words of Rod Serling – “this story is set in the future; in a hundred years; maybe tomorrow.” I like that thought, Liesbet.

      Reply
  6. willowdot21 avatar
    willowdot21

    Great story Hugh I could do having my head sorted 💜💜💜

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      I know a lot of people saying the same thing, Willow. I think it’s called getting a haircut. Thank goodness I clipper my own hair.

      Reply
      1. willowdot21 avatar
        willowdot21

        I have been cutting my own and I coloured it too 💜 it made me feel better 💜

        Reply
  7. Erika avatar
    Erika

    Haha, see, it would be so easy to stay safe 🤣

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      If only it was that easy. Maybe one day?

      Reply
      1. Erika avatar
        Erika

        Who knows… lol But I hope they find a better cure!

        Reply
  8. Ritu avatar
    Ritu

    Cleverly done, Hugh!

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Thank you.

      Reply
  9. Hammad Rais avatar
    Hammad Rais

    If only!
    If only this could happen for real today. I bet the whole world will pay up for it.

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Yes, I’m sure it would. My fingers are crossed that there will be a vaccine soon.

      Reply
  10. Retirement Reflections avatar
    Retirement Reflections

    So clever and very timely. Thank you for adding a great start to my morning.

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      You’re welcome, Donna. I hope your day is a good one.

      Reply
  11. Sadje avatar
    Sadje

    Haha! Good one Hugh

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Thank you, Sadje.

      Reply
      1. Sadje avatar
        Sadje

        You’re welcome

        Reply
  12. The Story Reading Ape avatar
    The Story Reading Ape

    What’s the address, Hugh, my squeaks need tending and my head certainly needs examining 😂😂😂

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      Ah, that would be telling, Chris. I need to see them first. I’ll leave a review if they’re good. Michelle highly recommends them, though.

      Reply
      1. The Story Reading Ape avatar
        The Story Reading Ape

        👍😂😂😂

        Reply
  13. Darlene avatar
    Darlene

    A good one!! When I first visited England I got a kick out of the mind your head signs (and mind the gap).

    Reply
    1. Hugh W. Roberts avatar
      Hugh W. Roberts

      I always think of the London underground when I hear or see ‘mind the gap.’ I don’t think I’ve ever seen it being displayed anywhere else.

      Reply
      1. Darlene avatar
        Darlene

        That was where I saw it! My daughter and I still laugh about it.

        Reply

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