Do Cadbury’s Creme Eggs make Using An iPad Gooey?

It’s with thanks to the charming Chris, The Story Reading Ape, that my question about Cadbury’s Creme Eggs and iPads is something I have to ask.

Earlier this week, Chris alerted his readers to a rather funky Online Plot Generator. I simply had to give it a go and, hey presto, my latest short story was born.

Two Hungry Uncles Bopping to the Beat

A Short Story
by Hugh W Roberts


David Robertson looked at the gooey iPad in his hands and felt excited.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his outrageous surroundings. He had always loved sweet Blogsville with its courageous, colorful coffee shop. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel excited.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jamie Osborne. Jamie was a kind writer with ruddy teeth and strong toenails.

David gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an honest, hot-blooded, port and lemon drinker with fit legs and clean shaven navel. His friends saw him as a broken, broad bear. Once, he had even revived a dying, blogger.

But not even an honest person who had once revived a dying blogger was prepared for what Jamie had in store today.

The clouds danced like thinking rabbits, making David ecstatic.

As David stepped outside and Jamie came closer, he could see the thirsty glint in his eye.

Jamie gazed with the affection of 7430 adorable large lambs. He said in hushed tones, “I love you and I want Love.”

David looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the gooey iPad. “Jamie, I want a Cadbury’s Creme Egg,” he replied.

They looked at each other with calm feelings, like two creepy cold chickens drinking at a very virtuous Easter party, which had pop music playing in the background and two hungry uncles bopping to the beat.

David admired Jamie’s ruddy teeth and strong toenails. “I feel the same way!” revealed David with a delighted grin.

Jamie looked relaxed, his emotions blushing like a combative, colossal camera.

Then Jamie came inside for a nice drink of port and lemon.


If you fancy having a go at letting this great piece of software generate your latest short story or even a movie script, then click here. It’s lots of fun and I hope you’ll share your masterpiece with us all.

Thank you, Chris, for helping me create what I can only describe as something I would have never in a million years thought I’d be capable of writing.

But, what can I do with my new short story?  Maybe add it to my upcoming short story collection? If you’re an author and looking for somebody to create custom-made virtual 3-D book promo displays that can be posted on your blog/websites or can be included in your posts/online articles, then look no further than Chris. Just take a look at some of his work.

Rhymes Of The Times - Judy E Martin
Rhymes Of The Times - Judy E Martin
The 2nd Annual Bloggers Bash Awards 20162nd Annual Bloggers Bash Awards 2016

Click here for full details. 

Click here to buy Judy’s Book

Click here for details of the 2016 Annual Bloggers Bash

Chris does lots of other work for authors and is a huge supporter when it comes to promoting bloggers, writers, authors and their books. Head on over and take a look around his blog.

Now, not forgetting the question I asked about Cadbury’s Creme Eggs making iPads gooey, then my guess is it’s down to how you interpret the word gooey?

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 15,985 other followers


© 2016 Copyright-All rights